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Cover Story

Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010 3:55 AM

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her wayward daughter, Bristol, posed for a cover shot on 'InTouch' magazine, netting a tidy $100,000.

On it, the Palin women are holding their respective babies, while the headline blares, "We Chose Life!"

Well, whooptifuckingdoo, Sarah & Bristol. Yay for you.

Countless women choose life every single day. Their children are born into different faiths, cultures, circumstances, and homes. Some are born into comfort, and others into need and hardship. Few are rewarded with the limelight or $100,000 magazine covers praising their mothers' beliefs or the quality of their character.

Said issue of above magazine apparently sold 500,000 less copies than the issue with the late Brittany Murphy on the cover.

Note to the Democrats: 51 is a majority; 41 isn't. Really. Get to work.

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