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PC Wonderland

Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 12:02 AM

PC Wonderland
(With apologies to D. Smith & F. Bernard)

When sleighbells ring, it's noise pollution
Let's pass a law as the solution
The language we'll bend
So as not to offend
We're living in a PC Wonderland ...

Gone away, all terms offensive
In this new age, we're more sensitive
We'll right verbal wrong
So we'll all get along
We're living in a PC Wonderland

In the language no more race or gender
Change 'God' to 'Higher Power' is what we'll do!
'Disabled,' what that really means is 'challenged'
And if you just don't like it, why then, sue!

Later on, we'll admire
As we dodge right-wing ire
Our linguistic charade
(Forget the mess that we've made)
Living in a PC Wonderland

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