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Wednesday, Sept. 23, 2009 4:04 AM

Someone on FOX News once commented that, '... facts don't matter, values do.' So it shouldn't really be a surprise when Michael Schwartz, an aide to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma), told an audience at the Values Voter Summit:

"But it is my observation that boys at that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that�s because they don�t want to be that way. They don�t want to fall into it. And that�s a good instinct. After all, homosexuality, we know, studies have been done by the National Institute of Health to try to prove that its genetic and all those studies have proved its not genetic. Homosexuality is inflicted on people."

Right. Because We All Know there are secret gangs of homosexuals forcing you to be gay.

And the National Institute of Health found a possible genetic link to homosexuality in a study that concluded in 1995.

"And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, 'all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he�s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I�m pretty sure he�ll lose interest. That�s the last thing he wants.' You know, that�s a, that�s a good comment. It�s a good point and it�s a good thing to teach young people."

Yes, that's right. Masturbating to Playboy is going to turn you into a homosexual. Youbetcha. And God knows what the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show will do to you.

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