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Freedom Is 733t!

Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2005 9:37 PM


With some of our elected representatives acting like children of late, what if the only diplomacy in the Iraq situation had been along the lines of highly-abbreviated computer slang and "733t$p3@k"? (Note: the following is not an accurate representation of any facts pertaining to the Iraq situation, and leetspeak gives me a headache.)


GWB: U got WMD?
SH: LOL, WTF?
GWB: WMD. US, UN sending IAEA.
SH: FU, GWB. LOL.
GWB: DOD, CIA PPL say U got WMD. UR t3Rr0R1$t.
SH: ROFLMAO, WTF?
GWB: FYI, got proof U buy U238 from Niger.
SH: UR 404. AFK

GWB: CR U there?
SWMBO: Hi.
GWB: UR cute. RU sure SH has U238 & WMD?
SWMBO: IMNERSHO, yes. DOD CIA sez 2.
GWB: OK, JW. :*

SH: BAK
GWB: U messin w/ IAEA?
SH: FYFI, no WMD.
GWB: sez U. UR t3Rr0R1$t. DOD, CIA, VP sez U have WMD.
SH: STFU, troll.
GWB: No, U STFU! UR t3Rr0R1$t!!!
SH: TTFN

GWB: DC?
DCLuvzKBR: Eh?
GWB: SH sez I M troll, sez he not t3rr.
DCLuvzKBR: UR gr8 CINC. SH is t3Rr0R1$t b@$t@rd.
GWB: OK, thx.

SH: BAK
GWB: UR t3rr0r1$t! U have WMD!
SH: :: rolleyes ::
GWB: USA otw, phear!
SH: Hiding in basement. TTFN.

GWB: DR? Wherez WMD?
DRums: Will find PDQ.
GWB: kthxbye

JKin2004: GWB, wherez WMD?
GWB: STFU.
JKin2004: LOL, sux2bu.
OBL: LOL, GWB! U got pwned! CUL8R!





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Xai - 2005-11-23 08:17:52
your banner caught my eye (x_;)...yea, the whole GWB and SH thing is pretty funny

Sahms - 2005-11-23 19:56:08
I saw ur banner too. Made me laugh. Ur r11y 1337